FINALLY my lazy parents did something about having no wheels with which to transport me in the style in which I’ve become accustomed. They left here yesterday morning early and came home after dark with Lana. Now mind you, I have no idea WHY it took so long to pick out a truck and they haven’t introduced me to her formally but from the pictures she sure is pretty! I can’t wait to leave my mark on her!
Pickles is right, we did take a long time yesterday but after we signed all the paperwork we took a “test drive” to Tucson to measure the mattress in the Heartland Big Country 3900FLP and to walk thru the Heartland Landmark Newport. We did both of those in record time and then Dave poked his head into the Heartland Edge 397 and fell in love. And yep, we are all over the map still trying to make up our minds on the right fifth wheel.
We purchased a new 2015 Dodge Ram 3500HD Laramie Longhorn Crew Cab 4×4 Long Box for roughly $5,000 more than what we were considering purchasing from CarMax. The mileage was less than 50 and the tires were brand new. It was additional money well spent.
We looked at all the lower priced models from the tradesman on up and we decided to test drive the one we purchased. We could only test drive this one because it was the ONLY one we looked at that had side rails already. I couldn’t have gotten in the cabs of the other models without a step stool and no way that was happening!
Ok sure, the gray is boring to look at and is just like almost every other Dodge truck out there that isn’t white but it isn’t white so I consider that a plus. Dave was nervous as all get out driving it for the first time. Lana has wide hips, no seriously Lana is much wider than James. He was nervous but he did just fine.
We purchased from Larry H. Miller Dodge in Avondale and it was a completely painless, dare I say pleasant, car buying experience. Jonathon Robison was our salesman and he was easy going and pleasant. No high pressure sales tactics employed and we would both recommend purchasing a vehicle from Larry H. Miller.
There she is in our driveway. She just barely fits, as you can see her rear end hangs over onto the sidewalk somewhat. I’m dubious that she will fit in the garage but Dave thinks she will just barely. Time will tell.
Oh did I mention that I’m just barely taller than the bed of the truck? I’m flat footed on the sidewalk and as you can see my nose is below the top of the tailgate. No, that’s not intimidating at all!
For me, most important was the ride comfort and would there be room for the animals. The answer is yes, although the ride isn’t quite as comfortable as James right now but we both realize that is because the backend is lighter than it should be. And to be honest that deck in the back seat and the storage lockers on each side are awesome. The storage lockers provide a place for dog leads to go and I no longer have to worry about them falling out of the door. The deck means a lower step to the floor for Wally and an easier step in for him as well, not to mention a hidey hole for Leo should he want one.
Dave and I are HUGE fans of Archer which airs on FX. We spent the drive to Tucson yesterday trying to name the vehicle and ultimately Lana just fit! On the show, Lana is Archer’s love interest at times, nemesis, and now the mother of his child. But in her own right she kicks ass and takes names and is often very fond of saying “NOOOOPE!”. Well, that whole “NOOOOPE!” sentiment fits the truck. As we learned, the truck accelerates like a bat outta hell and routinely says “NOOOOPE!” to cars that try and cut us off. (I mean who in their right mind is going to try and cut off a truck this size?)
So, Lana she was christened and her motto is “There is no hitch in her giddy-up” quite simply because she gets out of her own way very quickly. Overall, we spent more than we wanted to right before the holidays but we are comfortable and happy with what we purchased. Lana will be in the family for many years to come!